snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

(via justblazenow)

have you ever seen a chicken strip

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via shewritesaboutyou)